i prevented a nuke-ops catastrophe by ensuring that they couldnt reach the disk.
from outside to in, i was the chef that round.
wall safe > secure briefcase > cheese wheel > cheese wheel > cake > cake > disk
they stole the briefcase expecting to get the disk right out of it.
when they got back to their base they broke into it but couldnt get the disk out because you need to "cut the cheese wheels!!!!!" and their e-swords wont work for doing that but somehow hatchets can.
when they came back to get a knife i had thrown all but a cleaver outside of the airlock.
then found myself in
le super sanic chaseescaped into maint which was probably a big fucking mistake but i got lucky in not getting shot.
got back into the main hall and "oh fuck its a syndicate"
saved by a robust assistant with a stunprod after being shot down nearly into critical.
then the last 2 surviving syndicates realized "oh we can use hatchets to cut cake"
they got one each and tried to leave
locked in by the AI and good sec wanted to have fun with them and arrested them instead of killing them.
i spent the remainder of the round messing with the blender.
i injected a banana with liquified banana.