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Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all

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something i felt was needed. partially so my other thread doesnt have to deal with it anymore
a thread for games about space.
doesnt have to be SS13.
mass effect, starwars and other things go here.


but since i dont know anything about most of those.

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playing roboticist is fun

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does me count


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samoyed wrote:does me count
ya sure

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story time kids.
recently i played a round where we had a pretty cool Ai.
shortly at the roundstart i found a dead clown, so sad.
i took his backpack and cat ears off him.
then took the bike horn and schoolgirl uniform from his backpack.
after i realized i left a true comrade out on the ground i sent him to get cloned.
after that i met with our based AI and he let me hide in his core room.
"Niggerfaggots detected"
"holy shit nukeops. Ai track them"
"Tracking niggerfaggots"
since being in the core gets boring i asked the Ai for a corgi puppy.
admins spawned it and i played with it.
they fucking gibbed the corgi but to keep it IC i blamed the Ai
"Ai you double niggerfaggot you killed my corgi!"
"Nano how could you call me such a thing"
"i did not kill your corgi the niggerfaggot ops did it"
"Ai theres nukeops on the bridge"
"then dont let those niggerfaggots get away"
"oh wait, Niggerfaggot nuke detected, please panic"

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sins of a solar empire
one of the finest space strategy games i ever played


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i prevented a nuke-ops catastrophe by ensuring that they couldnt reach the disk.
from outside to in, i was the chef that round.

wall safe > secure briefcase > cheese wheel > cheese wheel > cake > cake > disk
they stole the briefcase expecting to get the disk right out of it.
when they got back to their base they broke into it but couldnt get the disk out because you need to "cut the cheese wheels!!!!!" and their e-swords wont work for doing that but somehow hatchets can.
when they came back to get a knife i had thrown all but a cleaver outside of the airlock.
then found myself in le super sanic chase
escaped into maint which was probably a big fucking mistake but i got lucky in not getting shot.
got back into the main hall and "oh fuck its a syndicate"
saved by a robust assistant with a stunprod after being shot down nearly into critical.
then the last 2 surviving syndicates realized "oh we can use hatchets to cut cake"
they got one each and tried to leave
locked in by the AI and good sec wanted to have fun with them and arrested them instead of killing them.

i spent the remainder of the round messing with the blender.
i injected a banana with liquified banana.

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qwib-qwib


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shiba inu wrote:qwib-qwib
why is he a dick in 2 but the nicest admiral in 3


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speaking of mass effect
I started playing hardcore mode
it's a lot easier than I thought
then again I've beaten the game on veteran twice


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Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all That_xbox_one_reveal_by_boulderthedragon-d667anc
|"We're going to need some of your booty."-ZECORA|
 im so MATURE Im PROUD of my SEXUALITY so i FLAUNT it wherever i GO everyone has to KNOW about my FANTASIES so i can feel SPECIAL and NONCONFORMIST
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Star wrote:
shiba inu wrote:qwib-qwib
why is he a dick in 2 but the nicest admiral in 3
they couldn't allow a guy with a ship named qwib-qwib to be a dick
also pretty much all the admirals in 2 were dicks

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granted they all were dicks but he was more dickish


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 im so MATURE Im PROUD of my SEXUALITY so i FLAUNT it wherever i GO everyone has to KNOW about my FANTASIES so i can feel SPECIAL and NONCONFORMIST
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Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all E9tksZD

no fun allowed

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ruff wrote:Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all E9tksZD

no fun allowed
"hey guys it's cool if i make a giant death robot walker right"

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shiba inu wrote:
ruff wrote:Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all E9tksZD

no fun allowed
"hey guys it's cool if i make a giant death robot walker right"
i was legitimately going to ask security first but my xenobiologist fucked up and the entire laboratory was full of plasma fire, xenomorphs, and space bears, so i was kind of in a hurry

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ruff wrote:
shiba inu wrote:
ruff wrote:Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all E9tksZD

no fun allowed
"hey guys it's cool if i make a giant death robot walker right"
i was legitimately going to ask security first but my xenobiologist fucked up and the entire laboratory was full of plasma fire, xenomorphs, and space bears, so i was kind of in a hurry
"you're going to fix some massive fuck-up ugh banned -_-"


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ruff wrote:
shiba inu wrote:
ruff wrote:Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all E9tksZD

no fun allowed
"hey guys it's cool if i make a giant death robot walker right"
i was legitimately going to ask security first but my xenobiologist fucked up and the entire laboratory was full of plasma fire, xenomorphs, and space bears, so i was kind of in a hurry
"oh my god aliens and fire and shit is everywhere! better ban the dude that tries to fix it"
also what is a space bear

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tales of the bullshit SS13 player.

recently i played on a server, while RPing as a caveperson.
equipped with a spear for a weapon and a welding helmet and jumpsuit for clothing i set out as a late joiner named "Kitty"
i spoke in broken english and never used tools or medical supplies, only botany grown plants and other food.
30 minutes in, gateway is open, away mission begins for the bored assistants.
i decide to go into it and its a syndicate overtaken shuttle.
shortly after theres a syndicate with an energy sword and shield.
assistants and i rush him and kill him, i receive his sword and venture on, i killed a fair share of them and we took care of it together.
the admins played with the idea and spawned us some things to help support the ship and make it fun.
it took quite a while for the round to end and it ended monotonously for the stationgoers, funmins put in a "syndicate attack" on our ship to see how we fared and it was fun all in all.

they will never forget "kitty hungry, angry man food?"

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do i dare ask

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shiba inu wrote:
do i dare ask
if you're talking about what LLA is, it's just another space station 13 server

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Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all PyR23m6



how i died in the first minute of the round

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ruff wrote:Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all PyR23m6



how i died in the first minute of the round
plasma fire?

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shiba inu wrote:
ruff wrote:Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all PyR23m6



how i died in the first minute of the round
plasma fire?
no that's the blob

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this round i flooded the captains office with N20

hes making announcements that im "V4L1D K1LL"
wow this play to win faggot is so funny

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