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Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all

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skitty

skitty
asd

Corgi wrote:
skitty wrote:breaking news: thread about games that take place in space to be renamed "SS13 Discussion Thread"!
we would discuss other games
but we dont know any others
never played ME
never played or seen stawwas
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

shiba inu

shiba inu
dogman the utterly retarded tf2 loving dicksucking ponyphile
dogman the utterly retarded tf2 loving dicksucking ponyphile

skitty wrote:breaking news: thread about games that take place in space to be renamed "SS13 Discussion Thread"!
done

ruff

ruff

http://pastebin.com/Rbjnm2Lf

most of goonstation's recipes and stuff are kept secret, but little 'LEAKED' pastebin files like this pop up every now and then, especially with the chemistry system. this one is a little outdated, but it's a nice introduction to the simpler chemistry recipes. there's also a bunch of other useful secrets, like the easter eggs section (but depending on how old exactly cogmap is i'm sure that that's severely outdated as well)

Corgi

Corgi

recent round.
arrested and going to be demoted for taking a taser for research and stopping the guy trying to stop me.
in the brig waiting
suddenly the janitor and clown threw a ghetto grenade and broke the windows, let me out and went on with our day.
later i got into xenobio and captain arrested me.
got put into permabrig now, after im up and in the main area for the perma room i see someone outside.
i spacewalked outside with him and he fucking saved me.
found EVA was opened and took a space suit and shit.
broke into the evidence storage in security from space and stole some traitor tech.
shuttle called and "singulo escaped!!!!!!!"
i get down to engineering in the space suit and see its a level 1 singularity, tiny and harmless.
shuttle still comes anyway and i escaped with the engineering escape pod with this other guy.
oh shit its a traitor im with.
he tries to kick me out of the pod but i killed him with the stolen E-sword.
round end turns out he wasnt a traitor.

Corgi

Corgi

You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
You hungrily begin to nibble the the baguette.
You nibble the the baguette.
Nicolas Burris  [145.9] asks, "so whats up with this chill talking voice in my head?"
Nano N attempts to feed Thomas Laser the baguette.
Nano N forces Thomas Laser to eat the baguette.

You buckle yourself to the chair.
Nicolas Burris  [145.9] asks, "also are you guys next door eating chips?"
Nano N says, "just my baguette"
Nano N  [145.9] says, "just my baguette"
THEY ARE HERE
Thomas Laser stammers, "uH-H"
Thomas Laser  [145.9] stammers, "uH-H"
Thomas Laser stammers, "N-Nice b-b-b-bag-guet-tt-t-t-te"
Thomas Laser  [145.9] stammers, "N-Nice b-b-b-bag-guet-tt-t-t-te"
Nicolas Burris  [145.9] says, "unfair that shuttle came with food"

Thomas Laser stammers, "IT-T-T' S-SO B-BIG-G"
Thomas Laser  [145.9] stammers, "IT-T-T' S-SO B-BIG-G"
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
Thomas Laser stammers, "AN-ND-D-D-D T-TAS-S-STES-S S-SO G-GOOD"
Thomas Laser  [145.9] stammers, "AN-ND-D-D-D T-TAS-S-STES-S S-SO G-GOOD"

You buckle yourself to the chair.
Nicolas Burris  [145.9] asks, "why do i get on the boring escape pod?"
Thomas Laser stammers, "D-DOOD-D DOD-DO D-DOD-D-DOD-D"
Nano N says, "at that point im just going call you a niggerfaggot for that"
Thomas Laser  [145.9] stammers, "D-DOOD-D DOD-DO D-DOD-D-DOD-D"
Nano N  [145.9] says, "at that point im just going call you a niggerfaggot for that"
Thomas Laser stammers, "DO DOD-D D-DOD-D DOOO"
Thomas Laser  [145.9] stammers, "DO DOD-D D-DOD-D DOOO"
Nicolas Burris  [145.9] says, "that voice keeps yelling but wont give me a hug"

 The cult wins! It has succeeded in serving its dark masters!
Cultists escaped: 0
The cultists' objectives were:
Objective #1: Summon Nar-Sie. Success!
Objective #2:
The cultists were:
Piraf was Duncan Pratt (body destroyed)
Freesquare was Hari Seldon (body destroyed)
Flazeo25 was Adam Walsh (body destroyed)
Bazul was Irene Baer (body destroyed)
Jomckellan was Artificer (37) (died)
Jay-Zero was Juggernaut (173) (died)
Cuboos was Johnson Fitzwell (body destroyed)
SecretinthePants was Sasha Kalinka (body destroyed)
TheEliminator16 was Philip K. Dick (body destroyed)
Daemonfaa was Jonathan Tanner (body destroyed)
Tarioneye was Cy Quinn (body destroyed)
Gascanlincoln was Lucas Flickinger (body destroyed)
ScaredPanther was William Norton (body destroyed)
PlusEighteen was Falafel Babaganoosh (body destroyed)
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
Thomas Laser was unbuckled by Nano N!
OOC: Piraf: hm
Restarting in 25 seconds
Nano N has disarmed Thomas Laser!
Nano N has disarmed Thomas Laser!
Nano N has pushed Thomas Laser!

Thomas Laser stammers, "W-WART-TT"
Nicolas Burris has been drilled in the left arm with the surgical drill by Nano N!
Nicolas Burris says, "i wa-HURGH"
Nicolas Burris has been drilled in the head with the surgical drill by Nano N!
Nicolas Burris has been drilled in the head with the surgical drill by Nano N!
Nicolas Burris has been drilled in the head with the surgical drill by Nano N!
Nicolas Burris has been drilled in the head with the surgical drill by Nano N!

Nicolas Burris says, "your bague-HRNK"
OOC:  Ricotez: 2spooky
Nicolas Burris has been drilled in the head with the surgical drill by Nano N!
Nano N exclaims, "i ate it!"
Nicolas Burris has been drilled in the head with the surgical drill by Nano N!
Nicolas Burris says, "bagu-HRNK"
Nicolas Burris has been drilled in the head with the surgical drill by Nano N!
Nicolas Burris has been drilled in the head with the surgical drill by Nano N!
Nicolas Burris has been drilled in the head with the surgical drill by Nano N!
Nicolas Burris has been drilled in the head with the surgical drill by Nano N!

OOC: TheSnowPrince: me for best wizard 2013
Nicolas Burris gasps!
Nano N says, "I ALREADY ATE IT"
Nicolas Burris has been drilled in the head with the surgical drill by Nano N!
Nicolas Burris has been drilled in the right leg with the surgical drill by Nano N!

skitty

skitty
asd

corgi confirmed insane baguette murderer

Corgi

Corgi

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Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all - Page 3 Do7DAfY

Corgi

Corgi

Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all - Page 3 AhJbloP

Corgi

Corgi

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsYjc_jGsdY

cargonia, land of the free

shiba inu

shiba inu
dogman the utterly retarded tf2 loving dicksucking ponyphile
dogman the utterly retarded tf2 loving dicksucking ponyphile

Corgi wrote:www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsYjc_jGsdY

cargonia, land of the free
who is this

Corgi

Corgi

some guy on the server

Corgi

Corgi

ruff

ruff

Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all - Page 3 T3Dafis

does nar-sie get smaller over time or what

Corgi

Corgi

it shouldnt.
i dont know what happened to you ruff

Corgi

Corgi

o, they turned nar-sie into a giant artificer/interior decorator that gibs people on a server
y would they do that

Corgi

Corgi

also, time for a story.

not too long ago, i was playing assistant as usual, got bored and asked robotics to build me a Ripley.
the man in charge laughed like a psychotic nigger and said i should be promoted to clown, and that if he would make me a HONK mecha if i got the materials.
i disregarded the clown job for the time and got EVA access from the HoP to explore space.
filled my backpack with large oxygen tanks and the violin i always take and set out.
first place i hit was the mining asteroid and explored a bit of open area.
left and WELL FUCKING HELL, I FOUND THE CLOWN SHUTTLE.
mission accomplished i found all the bananium i could ever need but i couldnt ask for a hand teleporter earlier so i took the clown suit, mask, shoes, and horn from one of the clowns on the shuttle, got the bananium in a crate, and set off pushing the crate infront of me.
i hit the derelict station and from there i already knew how to get home from there, took the red spacesuit anyway then pushed the crate down to the teleporter.
home at last i took the material to the HoP and got mining access to smelt it.
my new 30 sheets of glorious bananium robotics was in awe and surprise i actually did it, they honored their deal and i got the glorious mecha.
but well shit i cant access it without a clown ID, and the shuttle was almost here.
a clown came in while we built it and soon followed a fag security borg.
which arrested me and the other clown.
took us to brig and released me, why the fuck did he take me to let me go i dont know.
then he took the clown's clothing and everything he had and brigged him, left his shit in the main hall.
no choice here i took the ID so i could use the mecha.
The emergency shuttle has docked with the station
shit man i had to hurry fast and get that mech.
once i got there both roboticists left and the door was locked.
welderbombed the window and broke the table down, loaded and got on the shuttle about thirty seconds left.
mid-shuttle flight the warden and CE attack my shit for no reason.
HOOONK
the glorious HONKer blast to fuck up and debilitate everyone like a true clown.
those monsters couldnt do shit.
spammed the sad trombone button in the mech menu all the way there because of them.

ruff

ruff

Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all - Page 3 OQXfbQE

blinded by some sort of horrible blue-space related incident that melted most of my entire body, drunk, and high on almost lethal doses of space drugs, LSD, and possibly impedrezene

the way the game is meant to be played

shiba inu

shiba inu
dogman the utterly retarded tf2 loving dicksucking ponyphile
dogman the utterly retarded tf2 loving dicksucking ponyphile

ruff wrote:Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all - Page 3 OQXfbQE

blinded by some sort of horrible blue-space related incident that melted most of my entire body, drunk, and high on almost lethal doses of space drugs, LSD, and possibly impedrezene

the way the game is meant to be played
oh ok
so you're supposed to be an alcoholic space druggie
thanks for clearing that up

ruff

ruff

Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all - Page 3 EYlBofu

Corgi

Corgi

ruff wrote:Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all - Page 3 EYlBofu
if you know how to mess with Tcomms you can fuck up everything people say on the radio, meaning more fun than just bombing Tcomms and leaving it.

>be a traitor engineer
>mess with the script to be where anyone who says your name comes out as the clown's name
>replace common words with "HONK"

Corgi

Corgi

people often talk about "the miners curse" coming from something people talked about in DF for miners
that most often finding good things while mining, early on (EX: diamonds) shits going to go down fast.
this round i found diamonds right after starting out.
then left to find bananium,
i never found it and got back to the station, this is 10-15 minutes in the round.
escape is bombed and i get a diamond drill from R&D
decide to use this to break into the armory from space.
oh, too late its been BOMBED
and a bunch of space vines are growing in the rest of the station.

"the emergency shuttle has been called"

Corgi

Corgi

end round report said it was an extended round.
could such be true

Corgi

Corgi

Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all - Page 3 PyTNEpl

ruff

ruff

Space Station 13: It's a fucking miracle it even compiles at all - Page 3 QlUQn8R

ruff

ruff

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