HAHAHA FUCKING IOSCRUBS

so maybe you've heard about ios 7 but there was a lot of hype over it and at school it was all the niggas be talkin bout how badly they wanted to connect to school wifi to download it and school wifi went down almost immediately, for the whole district too

meanwhile I show them my android and they're all like "oo pretty dude how'd you get ios 7 already" and i say "FAGGOT this is android bitch have fun with ios 7 crashing 1893128947892378924728947 times when you finally get it lol at least google knows how to update their phones"

so then I went on ROBLOX and everyone was whining bout how shitty ios 7 was and even google autocomplete thinks ios 7 is shitty

so let's see the ios/android war is already over in every country except the us

nobody wants ios 7

iphone 5c and 5s reception is shit-poor

ios 7 looks like shit on ipad (don't know about mini)

mavericks is either going to save the company, let it straggle along or do it in for good

gg appel

gg

can't wait to go to school tomorrow and see the looks on their faces as they're like "aww why does ios 7 suck so much what's an android flamingdinner??"

only trendfags and braindead soccer moms still buy ios devices anyways

hahahaha nerds at school today were practically depressed over "aw I have 2 get a piece of actually decent technology now FUK U APPLE u suck without.. STEVE JOBS (rip good night sweet price) :'("

so these literally autistikiddos were simultaneously trying to prove to me that apple is better WHILE swooning over how awesome my android looked holy shitttttttttt

how these conversations tend to go word for word:

"DUDE APPLE CAME OUT WITH [so and so] FIRST THEY'RE SUPER INNOVATIVE MASTERMINDS (not eating up apple propaganda guise this is my own research!!! if its in ads and other fanboys spew it it's FACT!!!) [may include] ANDROID RIPPED THEM OFF"

"fukkin FAGGOT do your shitty research, android's had that feature for three years"

"well apple did it better"

"by what standards"

"apple has a fingerprint scanner!!!!!!!!"

"yeah what good will that do when you need someone else to log into your phone or you burnt your finger huh huh huh faggot hahaha"

"well at least iphones are made out of metal"

"yeah what will that matter when the glass is unfortified nigger, good construction means shit when the glass is begging to be broken"

"android is WORSE!!!! because it has less apps"

"200k more apps nerd"

"well their worse"

"at least we had free demos from the start it took apple forever to come out with that and nobody even uses it"

"ios 7 is prettier"

"what does prettier matter when the whole motif is literally xiaomi user interface with apple's name on it http://en.miui.com/thread-4101-1-1.html"

"android rips off apple"

"k http://static.droidnetwork.net/wenwm/Images/change.png"

"apple is better cuz they think ahead"

"yeah bet they didn't see android taking up 83% of their market now did they because they didn't do anything to fight it off till just now"

"dude android is SLOW ad LAGGY.. it gets slow after 2 years or so"

"OH MY GOD FAGGOTBALLS THAT'S NOT HOW SOFTWARE WORKS IT DOESN'T JUST GET BLOATED OVER TIME. EITHER IT'S GIVEN UPDATES IT CAN'T HANDLE, SOFTWARE HAS HIGHER EXPECTATIONS OF HARDWARE OR YOU PUT A LOAD OF SHIT ON IT SAME THING THAT HAPPENS TO IPHONES NERD PROTIP CULTOFMAC IS NOT A GOOD REFERENCE"

"android is fragmented!!!"

"quit using words too big for you to understand, "fragmented" /=/ "more than two phones to choose from""

"android is ugly!!"

"says the ios 6 user who thinks metal phones look nice and is looking forward to ios 7"

"WHATEVER APPLE IS BETTER SWAGFAG -___-" *walks away*

"it just works!! "

nobody is actually reading all of this you know

itt:flaming talks about stuff that nobody gives a shit about

when ios 7 was announced I was literally laughing my ass off at how much of a ripoff of android it is

but look at this titty girl shit



it looks like someone took android, tried to port it to android, horribly failed at compensating for the lack of features and gave it a glossy girly bullshit frontend, not to mention that the background doesn't even apply to the dock hahaha

ruff wrote:nobody is actually reading all of this you know

yeah

shiba inu wrote:itt:flaming talks about stuff that nobody gives a shit about

ok

"http://www.cultofmac.com/244168/stand-back-ios-market-share-is-about-to-explode/"



IN OTHER NEWS

"Apple’s idiot tax helped it generate five times more profits from operations than the five biggest PC players combined in Q4, according to beancounter Asymco.  Collectively HP, Lenovo, Dell DELL 0%, Acer and Asus flogged 52.8 million boxes equating to 58.6 per cent worldwide unit share, casting a shadow on Apple’s 4.6 million Macs – which constituted a mere seven per cent share of unit sales.  But in anyone’s estimation profits are the true measure of success – revenues are for the vain – and in this metric the Mac wolfed down 45 per cent of operating profits in the market."


i'm starting to think cultofmac is an apple puppet because they didn't even bring up ios' abysmal international market share that's worse than fucking blackberry in some places