the English saga

First day after transfer everyone was drumming their desks and shit on fucking benchmark day so I tell them to shut the fuck up and naturally they object and then they start fucking pestering me by running into my desk and telling me to shut up whenever I talk and telling me I'm gay and hunching over me when I'm on the computer and unplugging all the wires, basically just being a fucking middle school class

then they start sitting at my table and my friends move out all across the lunch room and English just bitches at me

They start saying I'm racist and shit and eventually they have enough beefs to try and turn it around on me and tell me I'm being the asshole just because I swear a lot when I'm mad which is always and that I'm"RACIST AMERICA H8R!!!!!1"

I point out to them that 9/11 is far less significant than things like the yellow river flood and nobody cares about that so nobody should care about 9/11 and they transmogrify into butthurt patriot Americans

A ginger told me that everyone that died in the holocaust deserved it and I had to tell him his gingers were second on Hitler's list

They kept telling me Jews are a religion not a race

They're all uneducated Mexicans go fuckin figure

Also the teacher keeps trying to flunk me just like the last one

So what's worse flunking balls-hard preap English for sure or having your GPA dragged down and all of this

"telling me I'm gay"
hmm

"tell me I'm being the asshole just because I swear a lot when I'm mad which is always and that I'm"RACIST AMERICA H8R!!!!!1""
what

"A ginger told me that everyone that died in the holocaust deserved it and I had to tell him his gingers were second on Hitler's list"
what

"They kept telling me Jews are a religion not a race"
a lot of people believe this

I'm as confused as you are

The gay jokes are just the baseless "u rgay" like we do on here