the megathread 1.3: a desperate attempt of harnessing an ancient relic's power to breathe life back into the dying forum that is otminus
THE REVIVAL 2.0
it was dead
but then
i undeaded it
DEMON SPIDERS
gather 'round folks, let me tell you a spooki halloween tale;
once upon a time, a boy 13 years of age was going to put up the chickens. he happened to notice a ridiculously massive spider that to be entirely honest looked kinda funny, with it's bulbous bone-white abdomen and it's leaf-brown front-side. he paid it no mind, until he went out the next day to put up the chickens. the fuckin' spider built a massive-ass web RIGHT over the little path between the inside of the net and the coop to get to the other side to lock the chickens up. o' course, the kid, as frightened of that motherfucker of a spider as he was, went back in, and told his step-dad "i only locked up one of the doors there's a huge spider that i'm afraid is gonna drop down on me" and then the kid's step-dad went out and locked up the chickens then he came back in an he's all like "yeah that's one pretty damn big spider" and then the next night the kid's mom went out to put up the chickens and she saw the spider and then she comes back in all like "that's one pretty big spider" okay now fast forward a week or so the kid is locking up the chickens with his brother when his brother had the brilliant of poking the spider with a stick. needless to say, the spider grabbed onto the stick, and needless to say again, the stick got thrown like 50 fucking miles and then everyone was panicking all like "OH SHIT FUCKIN DEMON SPIDERS" because now we have no idea where that fucker is and hold me
true story right there
SO WHEN DO I GET OFF MY LAZY ASS
and actually make my own spinoff 100% INDEPENDENT FORUM FREE FROM ALL OTX TIES
SNIPPING
i swear to god with that massive wordwall of a demon spider story if someone doesn't snip
it's not hard folks
just snip your shit
POKEMON X AND Y (Z?)
so i preordered Y, my brother preordered X
if there's a Z i get the feeling we're both going to get it
still somewhat disappointed there's only 69 new pokes, but i suppose you can't really blame them, after all they had to make some 700 3d models