playing the original xcom ufo defence

so nice of them not to provide a tutorial, a backstory, any instructions whatsoever

that's supposed to be in the manual, kind of like how in crash bandicoot you wake up without any backstory

first mission
i started with 3 guys and 5 girls, the aliens had 6
i managed to lose 5 guys out of my squad of 8. the one girl who survived became a sgt. though
that's cool

australian cattle dog wrote:first mission
i started with 3 guys and 5 girls, the aliens had 6
i managed to lose 5 guys out of my squad of 8. the one girl who survived became a sgt. though
that's cool

y do u suk so much

ruff wrote:

australian cattle dog wrote:first mission
i started with 3 guys and 5 girls, the aliens had 6
i managed to lose 5 guys out of my squad of 8. the one girl who survived became a sgt. though
that's cool

y do u suk so much

 no that game is hard as premature balls, anybody who's played it can tell you that, I haven't even bothered touching it because a game where you lose over and over and over with only slightly decent gameplay doesn't sound like fun to me

ruff wrote:

australian cattle dog wrote:first mission
i started with 3 guys and 5 girls, the aliens had 6
i managed to lose 5 guys out of my squad of 8. the one girl who survived became a sgt. though
that's cool

y do u suk so much

because the faggot woman with the rocket launcher decided friendly fire was cool

australian cattle dog wrote:

ruff wrote:

australian cattle dog wrote:first mission
i started with 3 guys and 5 girls, the aliens had 6
i managed to lose 5 guys out of my squad of 8. the one girl who survived became a sgt. though
that's cool

y do u suk so much

because the faggot woman with the rocket launcher decided friendly fire was cool

 holy fuck so people can turn on each other in the game??

makes dwarf fortress look like a fucking cakewalk

FlamingDinner wrote:

australian cattle dog wrote:

ruff wrote:

australian cattle dog wrote:first mission
i started with 3 guys and 5 girls, the aliens had 6
i managed to lose 5 guys out of my squad of 8. the one girl who survived became a sgt. though
that's cool

y do u suk so much

because the faggot woman with the rocket launcher decided friendly fire was cool

 holy fuck so people can turn on each other in the game??

makes dwarf fortress look like a fucking cakewalk

it's friendly fire, not turning on each other
though people can get mind controlled
i'll have to do a gameplay video like i did with civ iv for you guys

FlamingDinner wrote:

australian cattle dog wrote:

ruff wrote:

australian cattle dog wrote:first mission
i started with 3 guys and 5 girls, the aliens had 6
i managed to lose 5 guys out of my squad of 8. the one girl who survived became a sgt. though
that's cool

y do u suk so much

because the faggot woman with the rocket launcher decided friendly fire was cool

 holy fuck so people can turn on each other in the game??

makes dwarf fortress look like a fucking cakewalk

i'm pretty sure in some of the games they can panic/get possessed and accidentally shoot eachother in the face but in this case it's much more likely that dogman just sucks at aiming

ruff wrote:

FlamingDinner wrote:

australian cattle dog wrote:

ruff wrote:

australian cattle dog wrote:first mission
i started with 3 guys and 5 girls, the aliens had 6
i managed to lose 5 guys out of my squad of 8. the one girl who survived became a sgt. though
that's cool

y do u suk so much

because the faggot woman with the rocket launcher decided friendly fire was cool

 holy fuck so people can turn on each other in the game??

makes dwarf fortress look like a fucking cakewalk

i'm pretty sure in some of the games they can panic/get possessed and accidentally shoot eachother in the face but in this case it's much more likely that dogman just sucks at aiming

they aim themselves though

managed to lose 2 guys this time
yay

fuck you xcom
the first terror mission i bother with and i get nuked instantly

australian cattle dog wrote:fuck you xcom
the first terror mission i bother with and i get nuked instantly

 the only way to win is not to play

FlamingDinner wrote:

australian cattle dog wrote:fuck you xcom
the first terror mission i bother with and i get nuked instantly

 the only way to win is not to play

first girl stepped out of the skyranger and instantly got a blaster bomb shoved up her ass

blaster bombs
bane of my existence

otxcom
because i am a sad sad man who has nothing better to do

australian cattle do wrote:

 did amsk8r dead

ruff wrote:

australian cattle do wrote:

 did amsk8r dead

ammy is piloting the skyranger

star and ruff are on point for the first ufo crash

every mission i try in that game goes like this

1. everybody dies in the first two rounds because of aliens shooting them from off screen
2. by the time i killed those aliens there's only 3 people left (and a tank)
3. i spend the next 5 hours trying to find that last remaining sectiod

every terrorist mission goes like this

1. everybody but 1 person dies in the first round
2. abort mission

star on point


star,ruff, and corgi on point

also rtcity is a woman for some reason

the dream team

ruff wrote:every mission i try in that game goes like this

1. everybody dies in the first two rounds because of aliens shooting them from off screen
2. by the time i killed those aliens there's only 3 people left (and a tank)
3. i spend the next 5 hours trying to find that last remaining sectiod

every terrorist mission goes like this

1. everybody but 1 person dies in the first round
2. abort mission

every mission:
1.everyone gets out of the ranger
2.blaster bombs fire from somewhere and kills everyone

also why did you make corgi the man and rtcity the woman

ruff wrote:also why did you make corgi the man and rtcity the woman

there really is no indication of gender outside of the names (most of which sounds multigendered) until you get to the crew screen